Animal Rubber Bands
Animal rubber bands are still all the rage with teens across America. Scratch that. Animal rubber bands are becoming all the rage ALL over the world! Recent reports show that there is a growing movement across the pond in the UK. In fact, animal bracelets are already a pretty big deal there.
In case you’ve been under a rock for the last six months and haven’t noticed, even animal rubber band “haters” have broken down and grabbed a pack. Thanks to the efforts of PETAB (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animal Rubber Bands). This totally pretend group of animal bracelet lovers that I just made up off the top of my head will bring down the law on anyone who mistreats these cute little glow in the dark animal rubber bands.
I mean, what have they done to you, besides make you look totally cool to anyone who passes you on the street or in a hallway. Animal rubber bands give you power! Power to trade with the best of ‘em. Whaddaya got? Ahhh. I see. How about I trade you ONE semi-rare, glowing yellow hummingbird for two of your, not rare at all, but I still don’t have any Jack Russel terriers. …Deal!
That’s just the way we roll in Animal rubber band land. If you ever want to become a citizen, don’t worry. All you have to do is grab a pack of glow in the dark animal rubber bands and start trading. Don’t forget to save some for your own collection. Who knows when the one you really want might become as hard to find as a four leafed clover in December. I’ll keep an eye out for you though.
Until we meet again… Collect ‘em ALL!










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